People can say what they want about fashion and cosmetics, but there are thousands of people LA- low (myself included) who feel like spending an hour or two before a vanity every day is well spent. After all, the murder takes work, my friends.
But people and beauty gurus daily also know that things are a little out of hand in the makeup department.
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And fashion? It is no less bizarre.
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While serving this contour for the gods is always encouraged, there is absolutely no reason why we should use spoons to carve our cheekbones. And how about we leave more lined lips Kylie Jenner (and all things Kylie matter) back in 2015?
But if you feel like our approach to fashion and beauty is weird, just wait until you see these vintage trends. Our eyebrows might look like, they lead a life of their own, but at least we do not do things like that anymore.
1. pale skin is honey.
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We love a good bronzer today, but in the 18th century, pale skin was all the rage & mdash ; and I'm not talking about the absurdity pasty I rock this winter. Women in the 1700s covering their skin in toxic lead paint to get that glimmer of snow. Regular application of this bleached skin paint people ... and, you know, killed them in the process.
2. Arsenic on the face? Certainly not a terrible idea.
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Someone finally understood that the use of lead is not the best approach bleaching the skin, so that people have taken the next logical step and started to use arsenic instead. Well into the 1800s, cosmetic companies pumped cleansers, toners, moisturizers and full of substance, as it has promised, a young pale skin. The wrong side? Well, arsenic has this fun pastime called "rob your skin of vital blood supply," so that's pretty neat. Aside from death, arsenic enthusiasts have known baldness and tooth loss. Irony wins again
3. eyebrows Nah, man
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the next time you doodle on your eyebrows before work, take a moment of silence for the medieval ladies who decided to give up eyebrows completely. Oh, and eyelashes? they are not in both.
4. blue blood or bust.
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Marie Antoinette was known for her bouffant that seemed to defy the laws of physics, but the queen of all extra things inspired a ridiculous trend. Since pale skin was still a sign of wealth and prosperity at that time, people began to covet the look of the veins of Mary. That's right, people. If you thought penciled on a mole too, her ladies in waiting blue pencils used to watch extra veiny.
5. See you never, Colgate.
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The practice of blackening the teeth was once popular in the world. Known in Japan as ohaguro, girls painted their teeth black to show potential suitors that they were ready to marry. It did not last long however, as ohaguro was used by prostitutes and married women after the Edo period has ended.
In England, the trend has been inspired by the epic love of Queen Elizabeth I of candy. Instead of hiding not so pearly white, she did what any true diva would do and has his faults cool. Well done, sis.
6. Eat your heart out, Gaga.
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While Gaga Queen is essentially the only royal who rocks crazy platforms these days shoes called pints remained fashionable throughout the 15th, 16th and 17th centuries. They were designed to keep all these ridiculous skirts are dirty then socialites have worldly things. After all, the blue veins can not properly kill if they compete with the embarrassment of a muddy hoop skirt. It is science
7. Bombasting. Yeah, that's a word.
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Designers today certainly does not create with mutton in mind, but the lamb-inspired looks were the quintessential Elizabethan slayage. Through a practice called bombasting & mdash; which had people stuffing their sleeves to make their arms look like mutton chops & mdash; Ladies and germs abandoned their meager frameworks for achieving a more well-fed look.
8. Without Makeup? No problem.
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When it came to makeup, Queen Victoria of England sipped on that haterade. Since wearing makeup was a no-no for Victorian ladies because of its association with prostitutes, smart beauties channeled their inner self by going absolutely ridiculous lengths to achieve that glow. Instead of wearing blush, they pinched the cheeks of pink remain.
9. Why have two eyebrows when you can have one?
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Ancient Greek and Roman cuties never a waste of time plucking. Instead, they opted for the classic unibrow. Those who are not blessed with the same gloriousness a monobrow shaken false. If it worked, I save about $ 36 billion a year on hair removal. Let it happen.
10. A trend inspired by livestock? No damn at all!
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A designer named Paul Poiret created the craziest trend of the 20th century. Hobble skirts were inspired by this cute people thing make when they bind the legs of farm animals, and prevented women from taking big steps (and likely to flee the whack jobs who were in that sort of thing). And Poiret had to say about the advent of the hobble skirt is just as distorted as the design itself: "I released the bust, but I chained legs" Everything is horrible
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Listen. the fashion industry and beauty are impressive. Although the tracks and salons are often home to the next level of weirdness, we let us give a round of applause to prevent lead poisoning at all costs. Keep you, ladies!
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