If you've ever tried your hand at the dating game, you know that humans are monstrous creatures.
agree, most people are not that bad, but we must admit that the session with hard dates is kind of the worst. And find the love of your life? It's almost impossible.
But even if you treated disastrous relationships, I guarantee you that nobody has ever cut things with you for reasons like these (at least I hope, anyway). Nasty confusing to downright awful, the justifications for the debacle is far from ... well ... justifiable.
1. ". I hated her shoes They were square-toed shoes or off-brand, and it & rsquo ;. D wear them with jeans"
Flickr / Peat Bakke
2. "He was 29 and had braces."
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3. "I stopped to see a girl because his skin smelled like burnt toast."
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4. "I could & rsquo; t take her laughter It was really cool, and overall we were very good, but his laughter was too much to overcome I regret a little bit now, because it & rsquo; S ... do pretty well "
Flickr / Marc Kjerland
5. " I showed him Chappelle & rsquo; Show and she was like, "What It n & rsquo ;? Funny T. 'She does not laugh at one of the sketches at all. "
Chappelle & rsquo;. Show and she was like," What It n & rsquo ;? t funny She does not laugh at one of sketch at all. "" /> Flickr / Evan Cooper
6. "She put too much mayo on everything she ate. There was more mayo sandwich. I brought it with her, and she was very defensive about it. I realized that we did. "
Flickr / Stacy
7. "He was a coach, and I knew when we were working on it & rsquo ;. D to end all exercises end because he was trying to carve his dream woman "
Flickr / Lance Goyke
8. "I don & rsquo; t call a girl back after a first date because she had a snot bubble coming out of his nose to the whole day, she even went to the bathroom, so that it is seen and ignored, or other manifest .. anyway, she had to go. "
Flickr / Jason Eppink
9. "a guy I met in a club released a business card and handed it to me to pick me up. He said, "Sophomore, George Washington University. "
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10. "I broke up with a guy to go to a not-great college, even though I'm in a community college at the time."
Flickr / CollegeDegrees360
11. "Her vagina facts sounds - not occasionally but constantly -. As a band horn section "
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12. "It wasn & rsquo ;. T understand how to control video games at all, even after trying to teach her repeatedly as they were very simple controls, and was remarkably puzzled by them. "
Flickr / Shane K
13. "She was a smoker and coughed during sex."
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14. "I I stopped dating a guy because he was a ginger. "
Flickr / Tony Alter
15. "He was a fan of the Celtics and Lakers-Celtics rivalry wouldn & rsquo ;. T let me past that "
Flickr / Keith Allison
16. "She played new age music while bathing."
Flickr / Bea Serendipity
17. "I came out a guy who cried easily to things without seriously. I broke up with him after a few months. "
Flickr / Upsilon Andromedae
18. "I asked a guy to play Super Nintendo with me, and he told me to play video games was a waste of time and gave me a lecture on management time, so I talked to him after that. "
Flickr / Sadie Hernandez
19 . "a girl invited me to her apartment and she turned on a special Dane Cook. We kept trying to do, but she kept laughing so hard at his jokes she would have to stop. He was probably the point in my life the lowest. "
Flickr / Cody Hough
20 . "She had a tendency to defecate on orgasm. true story and horrible."
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(via Thought Catalog)
well, none of my breaks were crazy, so I'm good. You debacles funny stories? Post them in the comments!
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