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Online shopping is great. need a cord for a TV that is out of production a few years ago? No problem. Need some new socks, but driving all the way to the store seems to be. Worst. Thing. Already? Also not too serious. You can get just about anything with a quick click of a button. Thank you, technology.

But with great power comes great responsibility ... and nothing is going to loosen the judgment of someone responsible web shopping quite like a couple of drinks. Just because no one can see you at 4 am while you scroll the strange corners of Amazon.com, does not mean that their signature brown box will not be displayed on your door as soon as you press "Checkout . "

Go to bed, kitten, you are drunk.

Go to bed, kitten, you're drunk.

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... Why did we ever think it would be a good idea to wake up to this every morning?

... Why do we ever think it would be a <em> good idea </em> to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Pillowcase-Covers-Standard/dp/B00AA870UK/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1426266670&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=nick+cage+pillow+case/vira0d-20" target="_blank"> wake up to this </a> every morning? /> <p class="caption"> Distractify </p> </div> </div> <p> Tequila told you to. </p> </p> <!-- /B189627 --> <!-- B189307 --> <p class="image-box"> <h3> At least Drunk Brett Brett is generous hungover. </h3> <div class="image-block" style="width:100%;"> <div class="image-center" style="width:100%;" > <img class = "articleimg sensitive img" src = "http://media.galaxant.com/000/127/896/desktop-1426261628.jpg" style = "width: 100% ; "alt =" At least Drunk Brett <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-approx-Pounds/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1426261634&sr=8-2&keywords=worlds+largest+gummy+bear/vira0d-20" target="_blank"> is generous </a> to Hungover Brett /> <p class="caption"> Imgur </p> </div> </div> <p> </p> </p> <!-- /B189307 --> <!-- B189213 --> <p class="image-box"> <h3> After a few strawberry daiquiris, this seemed appropriate. </h3> <div class="image-block" style="width:100%;"> <div class="image-center" style="width:100%;" > <img class = "articleimg sensitive img" src = "http://media.galaxant.com/000/ 127/813 / desktop-1426258054.jpg "style =" width: 100%; "alt = this seemed appropriate />

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This was a very important 3:30 buy ... [1945010style]

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Candy blocks seem like a great idea when drunk.

After a few hours at the pub, the logic "It could RAIN AT ANY TIME" seems valid.

After a few hours at the pub, logic "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Large-Umbrella-Hat-Perfect-sporting/dp/B00KDUA2S2/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=14262077&sr=8-5&keywords=umbrella+hat/vira0d-20" target="_blank"> RAIN MAY AT ANY TIME </a>" seems valid.

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But it's not.

"I'm really not get in . the form I should buy a ROPE JUMP - oooh they vials, too "

. I really I should shape me buy <a href= JUMP ROPE -! Oooh they flasks , too '' />

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Someone really like flour Irish oats, eh?

Well, it is basically a domestic necessity ...' />

Distractify

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They looked Jaws , can you blame 'em

They looked <em> Jaws </em> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Removable-Cushion-waterproof-Bottom-Lovely/dp/B00DZITYGU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426258499&sr=8-1&keywords=shark+cat+bed/vira0d-20" target="_blank"> can you blame? />

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the purpose of this purchase was clearly designed after the cold of a couple.

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This cat is not satisfied with post-bar-shopping exploration of its human .

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I must not be drunk for you to convince me that it was a crucial purchase.

This could actually be useful ...' />

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(And quite scary.)

"I have everybody on hand. What I want the most ?! "

 What I want the most ?! " '/ >

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Seems fair.

"If my landlord will not let me have a puppy ..."

If my own <a href= do not let me have a puppy ..." "/>

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" Better get a tire inflator also just in case the worst comes to worst. "

An ideal way to settle who is the most drunk! Good idea.

<a href="http://www.amazon.com/GREENWON-Breathalyzer-Analyzer-Detector-Backlight/dp/B00EAHJQTA/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1426265238&sr=8-9&keywords=breathalyzer/vira0d-20" target="_blank"> An ideal way to settle who is the most drunk! </a> Good idea. /> <p class="caption"> Imgur </p> </div> </div> <p> </p> </p> <!-- /B189596 --> <!-- B189496 --> <p class="image-box"> <h3> play a drinking game while watching <em> Butch Cassidy </em> again? </h3> <div class="image-block" style="width:100%;"> <div class="image-center" style="width:100%;" > <img class = "articleimg img sensitive" src = " http://media.galaxant.com/000/128/070/desktop-1426263869.jpg "style =" width: 100%; "Alt = Play a drinking game while watching Butch Cassidy again? ' />

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Troy, your late evening intentions was great, but the work can be on your next delivery time.

< img class = "img articleimg sensitive" src = "http://media.galaxant.com/000/128/094/desktop-1426264104.jpg" style = "width: 100%; "Alt = 'Troy, your late night intentions were great , but maybe work on your next delivery time.' />

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Troy ... I think you might have a problem.

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Because a calendar kittens yoga is just not qUITE

 Because one <a href= Yoga Kittens calendar is just not. ENOUGH.' />

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You know what? Some of them are actually remarkably impressive. These are the things I'd never have the courage to buy when I was sober, though my bank account appreciates the restraint.

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