Everyone hates going to the gym. If anyone tells you differently, they are a psychopath. There are many reasons to hate the gym, and nobody in the world has time to go through each of them, so we'll just explore a few here.
is expensive.
raquelokyay
good in New York gym can cost more than $ 80- $ 100 per month. Of course, you can join a Planet Fitness for $ 10 per month, but believe me, you do not want to go. They have pizza parties regularly, not really what you think about when you think about fitness. So to get a good workout, be prepared to spend at least $ 50 per month of your hard earned money to go to a place where you hate every second of your life while you're there. Why not just go buy a bunch of ice cream and candy instead?
Fontaine Lines.
vcstar
you just shelled a set of a million and you sweat all the holes on your body. The only thing you may think you will feel better is a refreshing sip of water that glorious fountain. The problem is, there is always at least 3 people in front of you and guess what - they all fill giant bottles of water, perhaps even the milk bottles. How about ... let me cut in front of you really quick so I can take me 10 seconds (vertices) sip of water before use 20 minutes to fill up your water bottle? Thank you.
Getting Pinned.
muscleprodigy
Oh man, is there a feeling more emasculating than trying to make one or two representatives on the bench press and end up getting stuck under the weight? Yes, there is, to have a guy come and help you choose the weight off your little weak body. I think I prefer being crushed under the weight of having another person come and embarrass me like that.
Ripped Old Guys.
youtube
This guy should be like aged at least 60 years and is lying in double the weight you are. To be fair, he had more time to get you huge, but it's old! You should be in better shape than A SENIOR CITIZEN! Talk about humiliating. This is enough for a gym goer heads down in shame and get out.
Weight thrown around Anywhere.
gymflow100
you get to the weight rack and want to use 35 pounds of weight. You can find one. Where is the other? On the other side of the full gym. Why? Because some jerk was too lazy to walk back to where it belongs, on the weight rack. Now you have to get to that weight and while you do it, someone else takes the weight of 35 pounds that you will use with the one you just found. You will never win.
soreness.
dirtybirdauthors
If you are just starting to the gym, get ready for a lot of pain. I do not mean to drop a weight on your foot or something like that (ouch!), I say that even if you lift all in perfect form and do a great job, you will be painful for at least the next 2 days. Especially if you intend to do leg raises. Prepare yourself for not being able to walk like a week.
Seeing a girl who is taller than you (for guys).
bodybuilding
you're a big strong man, or so you think. You look around and see a woman lift more than you. Not that there's nothing wrong with that, but genetically, men are supposed to be the stronger sex. What happened to you, man? You had genetics on your side and you are bathed by this lady who can probably rip you in half.
The Music Awful.
ithacaaudio
Every gym that I know has been booming terrible music. My college gymnasium would just hop radio that played Top 40 pop hits along with lacrosse-style rock Nickelback. My gym at home play hits of the 80s and 0s, New Wave aka awfulness. My current EDM gymnastics moves as if we were at a rave. If you think to yourself, "I'll wear a helmet," think again. They blow this strong music it can leak through any type of helmet you. I currently helmet and noise unless I Blasting am absolutely my music, do damage to my eardrums, I can still vaguely hear the beats of EDM bs they think everyone needs to listen.
Shirtless Lifters.
muscleandfitness
You might think this is a joke, but it's not. I seen dudes take off their shirt just to show you how amazingly huge they are and how you are. Hey buddy, I know you're jacked. You know how? I can see how you get up, I can see your muscles through your skin tight shirt already, and I can hear you scream every time you lift anything. Yes, this guy is the guy who growls on every rep he does. All the attention should be on him, then his shirt is off and he cries and probably slap weight when it is done.
Bottomless Lifters.
cleaneatsfastfeets
Well, it does not occur while lifting but you get the point. Look, I do not care if you're as hot as Ryan Gosling (pictured above), I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR JUNK! It also seems that this guy is constantly hovering around a locker you chose to put your stuff. He can not go far enough or fast enough at least to a rapid pants.
Believe me, I hate those things. That does not stop me to go well. We all need to have this sweet beach body, beach body are made in the winter! So, let's all go to the gym!
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